The Yorkshire Code

Far superior to the Da Vinci code. This is a set of rules that govern whether or not you are truely Yorkshire!

1)Thou shalt always accept a rock off challenge and defeat the southerns (rap battles also count)

2)Thou shalt always have a pint of Yorkshires finest in your hand (Black sheep)

3)Always spread the good word of Yorkshire to all whom are not fortunate enough to live in this great county so that they too may become enlightened

4)Thou shalt treat the people of Lancashire with contempt as they are the greatest of all evil

5)On every night out, a Yummy Pigeon must be consumed for it is the food of the greats and Yorkshire is the land of the greats

6)Know that anything south of Sheffield IS south, and as such is inferior

7)Thou shalt acknowledge that you are harder than any southern fairy and as such will consume greater amounts of Yorkshires finest (as stated in rule 2)

8)"Lets face it, if it is outside of Yorkshire, it aint worth visiting" becomes your mantra

9)London is not the capital of England, York is.

10)Lard is your friend.

11) Thou shalt not give a fuck

12)Thou shalt not only read Rhythm and Gangster, but the mighty TCL too for they are the way, the truth and the light. It is the Yorkshire Bible.

Following this set of guidelines entitles all the folk of Yorkshire to live a prosperous life and to remain truely great.

Big love to you all


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