So as I am sure you can gather from the title I have recently paid a visit to a gay bar. This infact happened last night. It was my mate, Hannah's, birthday and the theme was 80's. Sadly due to a lack of funds, I did not partake in the dressing up however I did go to the club. Now this is the first time I have been to one of these places and in truth, it took copious amounts of alcohol to feel comfortable.
Anyway one reason for this blog is to comment on stereotypes and whether or not they are unfounded. Last night I saw alot of short haired, butch lesbians who would no doubt knock me out with one punch and also bore witness to a fair amount of promiscuous guys. With this in mind, the stereotypes I had were indeed found to be correct.
Thankfully, I was not the only straight guy there and to be fair, none of us enjoyed the night that much and all agreed we only went as it was Hannah's birthday. We ended up leaving at about 12:30am having entered the club before 10 so we got in for free. One advantage to this place is the cheap alcohol that was on display. Double Vodka Red Bulls were £1.50 as were pints of beer. Another thing I hated about this place was the vast majority of women there were BANG TIDY!!!! Now for those of you who are unaware of BANG TIDY, it basically means fitttttt as. Now this in itself was not a problem, it was the fact that they were lesbian and I had no chance of scoring. A night out without any decent female interaction is kind of sucky. That said the last woman I pulled (well remember pulling) was scary :(. It was maybe a blessing in disguise!
Fortunately, I went for a curry and felt somewhat appeased for the lack of a decent night. One thing I can say, is that I will never ever go back to that place or any of its ilk ever again. What good is a night when you can't hit on anyone.
Maybe when DUD Rock pays a visit in a couple of weeks, he may want to go there! Should that be the case, I will leave him to it and will head off to another place. hahahaha
Big love to you all
xxxxx
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