Dude, I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar

So as I am sure you can gather from the title I have recently paid a visit to a gay bar. This infact happened last night. It was my mate, Hannah's, birthday and the theme was 80's. Sadly due to a lack of funds, I did not partake in the dressing up however I did go to the club. Now this is the first time I have been to one of these places and in truth, it took copious amounts of alcohol to feel comfortable.

Anyway one reason for this blog is to comment on stereotypes and whether or not they are unfounded. Last night I saw alot of short haired, butch lesbians who would no doubt knock me out with one punch and also bore witness to a fair amount of promiscuous guys. With this in mind, the stereotypes I had were indeed found to be correct.

Thankfully, I was not the only straight guy there and to be fair, none of us enjoyed the night that much and all agreed we only went as it was Hannah's birthday. We ended up leaving at about 12:30am having entered the club before 10 so we got in for free. One advantage to this place is the cheap alcohol that was on display. Double Vodka Red Bulls were £1.50 as were pints of beer. Another thing I hated about this place was the vast majority of women there were BANG TIDY!!!! Now for those of you who are unaware of BANG TIDY, it basically means fitttttt as. Now this in itself was not a problem, it was the fact that they were lesbian and I had no chance of scoring. A night out without any decent female interaction is kind of sucky. That said the last woman I pulled (well remember pulling) was scary :(. It was maybe a blessing in disguise!

Fortunately, I went for a curry and felt somewhat appeased for the lack of a decent night. One thing I can say, is that I will never ever go back to that place or any of its ilk ever again. What good is a night when you can't hit on anyone.

Maybe when DUD Rock pays a visit in a couple of weeks, he may want to go there! Should that be the case, I will leave him to it and will head off to another place. hahahaha

Big love to you all

xxxxx

Nightwish Gig

As you can see by the countdown timer, I have decided to accompany Dave to the Nightwish gig. Now I am aware on what you are thinking. Yes this is not normally my sort of muic, however I am really getting into them. While they will never ever replace rap or any music of that ilk, one is allowed to broaden horizons with respect to music.

Expect a good blog from this as DUD Rock and R&G peacock not only London but Southampton too. Beware pesky southerners, a Yorkshire invasion is imminent.

Big love to you all
xxxxx

Smackdown Attitude Era

Came across this by chance on Youtube while waiting for Raw to come on (ah the joys of lectures starting at 4pm). Brought back many memories of when WWE (WWF back then) was at its peak.

The Yorkshire Code

Far superior to the Da Vinci code. This is a set of rules that govern whether or not you are truely Yorkshire!

1)Thou shalt always accept a rock off challenge and defeat the southerns (rap battles also count)

2)Thou shalt always have a pint of Yorkshires finest in your hand (Black sheep)

3)Always spread the good word of Yorkshire to all whom are not fortunate enough to live in this great county so that they too may become enlightened

4)Thou shalt treat the people of Lancashire with contempt as they are the greatest of all evil

5)On every night out, a Yummy Pigeon must be consumed for it is the food of the greats and Yorkshire is the land of the greats

6)Know that anything south of Sheffield IS south, and as such is inferior

7)Thou shalt acknowledge that you are harder than any southern fairy and as such will consume greater amounts of Yorkshires finest (as stated in rule 2)

8)"Lets face it, if it is outside of Yorkshire, it aint worth visiting" becomes your mantra

9)London is not the capital of England, York is.

10)Lard is your friend.

11) Thou shalt not give a fuck

12)Thou shalt not only read Rhythm and Gangster, but the mighty TCL too for they are the way, the truth and the light. It is the Yorkshire Bible.

Following this set of guidelines entitles all the folk of Yorkshire to live a prosperous life and to remain truely great.

Big love to you all


xxxxx

Happy Valentines Day??

Well here we are. On a day dedicated to lovers. I myself have never been a fan of this day due to the commercial nature it has become. Also I am somewhat tinged with a little bit of jealousy seeing people prance about with lovers and I am stuck on my own. Such contrast to last year when I was with someone leading to a night I dare not go into on this blog (hehe)

Anyway I digress. My reason for this entry is not to come across as bitter towards today but to vent how I feel. My thoughts towards this day refelct how I want to feel with relationships in general. To quote Canadian comedian John Lajoie "I don't give a fuck". This fundamentally is where I desire to be. I want to be in that place where if I find someone then great but if not then "I don't give a fuck!" I guess it is hard for me to find someone considering my conflicting locations, being York and Southampton, making it hard to form any meaningful relationship with a girl.

Now that I have that out the way, I do wish couples a happy Valentines day. Enjoy the night ahead!!!!! Just do not tell me about it in the following few days cos quite frankly if you tell me, I will rip your head off and shit down your neck :P.

Much love to you all

xxxxx

Gone but Never Forgotten

This video is a tribute to Shay Given. This guy has kept my beloved NUFC in the premier league for so long and will be missed greatly. A true gent on and off the pitch and a great ambassador for the club. Best wishes for your time at Man City.

Charles Hamilton

Only recently came across this! Charles Hamilton November 10th. What I like about this is the mix with a classic Sonic the Hedgehog theme and the occasional Sonic referenece. I certainly love this song, and believe this is pure rap unlike most of what you hear today, I hope you to appreciate this.

Big love xxxx